Laundry and Linguine. I think that we have the makings of a fine business there, my boy!!! I'll wash the clothes, PB can cook, you can be the host, SC will tell the jokes, DC will be the guy who everyone slips money to in order to get their clothes faster or whiter or maybe a better table away from the fabric softener, TIS makes sure everyone's content (How's your pasta? Did you ever have such soft, fluffy towels?), and Beth can be the bouncer.

We need a wait staff and some folders, though. Any volunteers?