Today was my final day of work before the big move to the West Coast.
Jesus Christ...I just realized I move in 11 days! I've got so much to do!
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
