Originally Posted By: whisper the don from down under
Telemarketers are [BadWord]
Yup. I like to make very loud, high-pitched horse noises into the receiver. Seriously, if you do it loud and sharp enough, it could quite possibly burst someone's eardrums. Try it!
I've always enjoyed pursuing a game of "mind-fuck" with them, without telling them.
You know. Try selling them a toaster sometime. They'll hang up in confusion.
Ask them for their home phone number and tell them you'll call them back.