Woman walks into her bedroom and finds her husband in bed with a sheep. Husband looks up and says, "This is the pig I sleep with when I'm not with you." Wife says, "That's no pig, its a sheep."
Husband says I wasn't talking to you."
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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