Elderly couple are driving in a car on a deserted road. After a while, a police car comes roaring up and pulls the car over.
"What is it, Officer?" asks the driver. "Your wife fell out of the car 10 miles back," the cop says. "Oh, thank goodness--I thought I was going deaf," replies the driver.
TB,
That is great. My father will love that joke. He's always, even afer 66 years of marriage, calling my mom the "ol ball & chain." His kind of humor for sure.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
He's always, even afer 66 years of marriage, calling my mom the "ol ball & chain." His kind of humor for sure. 
