Elderly couple are driving in a car on a deserted road. After a while, a police car comes roaring up and pulls the car over.
"What is it, Officer?" asks the driver. "Your wife fell out of the car 10 miles back," the cop says. "Oh, thank goodness--I thought I was going deaf," replies the driver.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
