An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've
never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.'

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as ifit were his favorite hunting rifle
and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of
rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.