These are great!!!

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.



Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. (ouch)

TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon