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>>Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

>>A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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>>Q. What's a mixed feeling?

>>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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>>Q. What's the height of conceit?

>>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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>>Q. What's the definition of macho?

>>A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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>>Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

>>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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>>Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

>>A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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>>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

>>A. Because it's worth it!

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>>Q. What is a Yankee?

>>A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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>>Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

>>A. They both like a tight seal.

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>>Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

>>A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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>>Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and " aaaaaaah"?

>>A. About three inches.

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>>Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

>>A. The grip.

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>>Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

>>A. It's not hard.

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>>Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

>>A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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>>Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

>>A: 45 pounds.



>>Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

>>A: 45 minutes.

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>>Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

>>A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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>>Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

>>A. The swallow.

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>>Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

>>A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

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>>Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

>>A. They don't have balls to scratch!

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