Guy's having his first physical since he retired. Doctor examines him, then tells him, "Everything looks fine to me, except for one thing: Your penis has an unusual orange hue." "Yeah, I noticed that, too," says the guy.
Doctor goes through a bunch of possible scenarious for the orange penis, but the patient keeps shaking his head. Finally, the doctor says, "Well, how have you been spending your days since retirement?"
Patient replies, "I eat Cheetos and watch porn movies."
I have a funny story surrounding the first time I heard this joke. A colleague from my office a few years ago returned from a day of hearings and told me that Judge Jones told him a funny joke, and proceeded to tell me this joke.
The following week I bumped into Judge Jones, who asked me how my weekend was. I smiled and said, "You know me. I spent it with a couple bags of Cheetos and a pile of porn tapes." He kind of smiled, and moved on.
I returned to my office, saw my friend, and told him what I had said. He looked a bit uncomfortable when he then said, "Did I tell yopu that Judge JONES told me that joke? It was Judge SMITH."
