Guy's having his first physical since he retired. Doctor examines him, then tells him, "Everything looks fine to me, except for one thing: Your penis has an unusual orange hue." "Yeah, I noticed that, too," says the guy.

Doctor goes through a bunch of possible scenarious for the orange penis, but the patient keeps shaking his head. Finally, the doctor says, "Well, how have you been spending your days since retirement?"

Patient replies, "I eat Cheetos and watch porn movies."