They're a pain in the rear to make. The oil has to be so hot, and you can't keep them in the oil too long or they'll break.
They are similar to the way that you roll Gnocchis. Perhaps if you had a bastard cousin to make them with, you'd enjoy making them.
Some of my cousins are bastards, but not in a good way.
Yea, they don't make bastard cousins like they use to anymore do they?
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
