Man walks past a shop and spies a sign in the window.
"PIES:50p / HANDJOBS:20p"
Full of surprise he goes in and approaches the attractive young lady behind the counter.
"would you be the girl who gives out the handjobs for only 20p?" he asks
"Why yes" she replies with a coy smile.
"Well make sure you wash your hands" he says"cos i want a pie"