Originally Posted By: J Geoff
 Originally Posted By: J Geoff

Our DMV is "new and improved" .... I was practically in and out for a photo license! (Alas, I probably just jinxed it for tomorrow! )


Holy Crap!!!

Okay, so I enter the DMV (I almost typed DMC ) -- no line at the reception desk ( \:o ), tell the girl (who was very friendly \:o ) that I wasn't sure if I needed to renew or replace my registration card. She said no problem ( \:o ) just fill out this form. I fill it out, and go to the "Registration Express" window -- where there's absolutely no one waiting ( \:o ) -- and the woman almost apologetically ( \:o ) said I'd have to pay for the full renewal ($46.50 vs $5). No problemo! Literally 2-3 minutes later I was out the door w/ my registration: 6 MINUTES TOTAL!!! \:o \:o \:o \:o

I LOVE OUR NEW DMV!!

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 Originally Posted By: Mignon
Well I just UNjinxed it for you.
Maybe it was Miggy all along - thanks, I love you too! \:D


Look at all those little faces! I wouldn't want to read this post while under the influence of any hallucinogenic drugs... \:p

No, seriously, cut back on the damn smiley faces.


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