Compromise, eat one of your flatmates. Have they gotten
any better looking?
That reminds of another question my brother asked us at the table one day (he loves to provoke discussion). We were talking about the movie
Alive, about the South American soccer players who had survived a plane crash in the Andes by resorting to cannibalism. I asked how many could do it if they were in the same situation.
My brother took the question one step further and asked if there was anyone that they would find too
repulsive to eat. Interesting question.