A woman in the kitchen is making breakfast. Her husband enters the room and is stands right behind her. "Watch out, its too hot, put more butter in there, you never use enough butter....put some salt in it....more salt... and pepper...you are stirring it all wrong, your going to break them!"

Exasperated, the wife says "why are you carrying on like this? Don't you think after all these years I don;t know how to fry eggs?"

He replies "I know you can fry eggs, but I just wanted to make you feel the way I feel when I am driving."