Great ones, DS and Longneck - I'm still laughing!

Here's one from long ago:

Quite a while back, a Peace Corps volunteer was sent to a remote area in Africa to work with local villages, particularly, to help the people master English.

One day, as the volunteer and the tribal chief were walking through the countryside, the chief was practicing this new language. The young man pointed to running water, and the chief said, "That is a stream." When he noticed a group of youngsters having fun, he said, "Children are playing." And so it went.

When the two reached a secluded spot they came upon a man and woman in the throes of passion under a large tree. The chief turned to the volunteer with a puzzled look. "Er...man riding bicycle!" said the flustered Peace Corps worker.

Suddenly the chief hurled his spear toward the pair and immediately killed the man.

"What did you do that for?" gasped the young man.

"Man riding my bicycle!"

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."