Because I am no longer a hippie or slacker, I have stopped using ALL drugs, I have cut off all my hair--

(BY NO MEANS AM I DENIGRATING ANY OF THE ABOVE SUCH THINGS)

... And plus, it was counter-productive to my current goal of "growing up"...

And yet not only but also... I am STILL on PAROLE.

Dig?

So now I play my guitar instead.