Last night, my dad fired up the grill and cooked some VERY nice rib-eye steaks. I had mine medium-rare. Man...my dad cooks the best steaks in the world.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
