Main Event on ECW is like Main Event on old WCW Saturday Night.

In other words, means nothing.

Besides, Burke is promising future main event talent, but CM Punk is already main event material. Really Irish, you seem to jinx your black wrestling heroes.

Of course, Shelton jobbing as a tag teamer to jobbing to Trips...is that actually better?

While you're at it Irish, say something nice about Bobby Lashley. Come on, jinx him!