I stay away from nude beaches cuz I'm susceptible to sun burn -- but at that point, my rump wouldn't be the main concern!!
Oh man!! This would change the rump roast joke to a whole other level. I'll let SC come back with one of his witty comments. I don't quite dare!
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK