I've cut back quite a bit on my alcohol consumption. After my last binge (and subsequent offering of vomit to the porcelain throne), I decided to keep an eye on my alcohol intake.

I put my convictions to the test on my trip to Las Vegas, and I have to say I'm proud of myself. I had one Heineken the whole time I was there...and a sip (or 8) of my girlfriend's margarita.

But every now and then, a guy needs a drink, no? For those occasions, an ice cold Heineken quenches my beer thirst. For liquor, a nice Crown Royal or Jack Daniel's on the rocks will do me just right.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis