Can you take another blonde joke? \:D


Subject: Blonde goes shopping


A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She
tells the Salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of
pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of Pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the blondes seems to have a hard time
choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The
salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds
very Small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room,
but they Are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers
do not Need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got
Windoooooows!"


TIS

"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon