Farmer's wife says to her husband, "why can't you be more like our bull. I've watched and he has sex about 200 times a year."
The husband says, "That may be true, but he does it with different cows."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
You breathe through THAT?
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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