Hey, bogey, you know what's worse than putting a bag of dog shit on your boss's doorstep and lighting it on fire?
Shitting on his doorstep, and then smothering it in lighter fluid and lighting it on fire.
Unless your shit is naturally flammable for some bizarre reason. Then you can leave the bit about lighter fluid out.
I was thinking about something along those lines actually. He only lives a few streets away from me. Easy get-away.
