A married woman passes away. At the funeral home, as the pallbearers are rolling the casket out the door, they bang into a wall. They hear a grunt, and miracle of miracles, the deceased has come back to life.

Ten years later she dies again. As they're preparing to leave the funeral home, her husband says to the pallbearers, "watch out for that fucking wall!"


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.