Some friends down at uni asked me to help them for a film quiz one night against loads of other people, and so when I showed up, imagine my delight when the team who had hired me, for whom I was doing a favour, were completely shitfaced on tequila. They'd brought the rest of the bottle, of course, and I had a glass off them gratefully.
Never again. We (or I) won the quiz, though.
Last night I was on cans of Scrumpy Jack, ran out, then moved onto double vodka and Red Bulls.
O-kay. That does it. I'm coming to your town in a few months. Were gonna be best friends
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See, we can act as smart as we want, but at the end of the day, we still follow a guy who fucks himself with kebab skewers.
We (or I) won the quiz, though.