Ten things you might not know about Gwent Jykmel:

He cried at the end of James Whale's Frankenstein when he was a kid.
He has purple stretch marks at the top of his inner thighs.
He always looks down into the toilet after shitting.
He feels disappointed when the shit has disappeared.
He is ambidextrous at billiards.
The first time he had a wank, he thought he was going to piss himself.
He had his nose fractured in a fight once.
He once watched GoldenEye back-to-back, then pressed slow rewind and watched it backwards.
He loves wearing hoodies.
He often has dreams in which he can fly by doing breast stroke in mid-air.