Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
 Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone
I out witted you, old man.

The bold marker indicates that I deepen my voice something the likeliness of Batman when I say "old man".


Likeliness?

Uh, I think you meant likeness.

Well, there's always state college.


I'm actually planning on community college. Dead animals don't peel themselves off the highway, you know.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."