So, some of you might remember the douche bag I dated 3 years ago. The one who threatened to kill himself when I dumped him? Well I guess he's got a new girlfriend now, and she's messaging me on his MySpace account.

and omg she types liek dis an shes actin liek she kno wut shes talkin bout but reely shes jus DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY.

What the fuck? It was 3 years ago. I've long since moved on, how about letting me live my life in peace?

PS- Let me say that I am completely pwning her though.