Klydon, this sounds like the beginning of a funny movie, a dark comedy, where everyone is a loser, except the kid with no hands, because Cookie Fanelli has a frightening mother who will kill a handicapped kid for her sons win. Maybe the judges could wake up to a bloody balloon in their bed
And I didn't even tell you the story about the junior beauty pageant that Snubsy McGivler won in what only can be described as a greater upset than the Jets beating the Colts in the 1969 Super Bowl.
