I've heard of high school boys wanting to get in the girls' pants, but this is ridiculous.
I was at a bar once and this nice looking gal was wearing the tightest pants I've ever seen.... I mean they looked like they were painted on. I went up to her and asked, "How the hell do you get into those pants"? She replied, "Well, you can start by buying me a drink".
Where did I leave me skinny jeans.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
