I don't think I've ever known a man who had 35 towels. Hell, I don't even have 35 towels.
I go to a lot of hotels.
I live a ½ mile from a Target... I actually started buying towels (rather than having to do my laundry).
When you start buying underwear to avoid the laundry, then you're in trouble. Sometimes Target will have the 7 pack Fruit of the Looms for under $10. It is cheaper than doing a wash.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
