A man buys a parrot and takes her home. Not 5 minutes after he gets home with his bird and puts her in her cage she starts saying, "I'm a slut". This goes on constantly, and he gets quite embarrassed when he has visitors over. After a few days he goes to his local priest wondering if he'll have advice for him.

The priest says he also keeps 2 parrots in his office. His birds hear him say his prayers, and feels maybe his birds will be a good influence on his verbally challenged bird. The man is out of options and decides to give it a shot.

The man brings his parrot in, and the priest leaves Polly alone with his two birds as they're saying their prayers out loud. Within 5 minutes Polly starts saying, "I'm a slut. I'm a slut". One of the priest's parrots chirps to his brother, "Peter, put down your rosary beads and bible. Our prayers have been answered".