I may disagree with you on the first PIRATES (Its decent if full of annoying faults) but you know what?
You don't just write summaries and then one-sentence saying whatever its good or not. Your rating-scores are consistent.
Sir, you are a good reviewer. Can't wait to read more reviews from you in the future man.
No really, you wrote a great defense of TROY, a film I absolutely hate, and when someone can write a review better than the movie they're defending......that's real talent.
P.S. - You will be in pain with the latter ALIEN sequels. Owww....