The Darwin Awards are my favorite! Usually they involve liquor, guns and at least 3 men, though! No offense!!

The one about the boy with the head injuries from being hit by a train reminds me of a man that Mr. Babe used to work with. The man had a prosthetic arm. Turns out that the guy used to walk to work, taking a shortcut along the train tracks. He would carry his boombox on his shoulder and listen to music on the walk in to work. Well, needless to say, with the boombox blasting away in his ear, he didn't hear the train's warning whistle, and the next thing he knew....