Those are great OWTG! I have heard a few of them before, but it's amazing isn't it? I, for one, would be particularly pissed off after shoveling that snow only to have someone else take my spot.

This is kind of funny"

Subject: Grandmothers Don't Know Everything!

Little Tony was staying with his Grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling"

Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

TIS