Two nights ago I had seven 500ml cans of Strongbow (5.3% cider), two pints of Carling (4% lager), a Sambuca and two vodka and lemonades.

The week before I had seven Strongbow cans, three pints of Scrumpy Jack (6% cider) and five vodka and lemonades.

I love alcohol.


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