Paul, that's a good one. You know the one with the piece of paper that says, How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Read other side. Then, on the other side, it says the exact same thing.

So, my husband's in a meeting that was held by the CIO and other senior management of his company, right after massive layoffs and outsourcing in the IT Dept. This was supposed to raise the morale of the workers that were left, and the officers of the company told them that any questions could be written on the index cards handed out and submitted anonymously.

Jokingly, my husband took his card and wrote, "How do you keep a CIO busy for hours? Read other side" on both sides of his card. Well, somehow, one of his co-workers inadvertently started to pass it up to be read. My husband almost turned into a contortionist to get that card back!