OK.... a Russian guy and his wife are walking down a street in Moscow when the skies open up and it starts precipitating.

The guy says to his wife, "Look Natasha, its raining".

She replies, "Nyet, Rudolph, dis sleet".

He counters with, "Nyet, dahlink, dis rain"!

She answers, "No, Rudolph, I'm telling you its sleet"!

He: "No, no, Natasha, its RAIN"

She: NYET, Rudolph its SLEET"!!

He responds with ....

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are you ready?

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"No, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear".





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