Middle aged man is driving his car along a country road when he spots a police car roaring up behind him, lights flashing, siren shrieking. He pulls over. The cop runs over to him and says, "Hey, your wife fell outta the car more than ten miles back." "Oh, thank goodness!" the guy replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
