A hooker goes up to a tramp and says "Would you like a blow job?"
The tramp asks "Will it affect my welfare money?"

\:D

...I'll get me coat.

Last edited by Paul Krendler; 04/12/07 08:51 AM. Reason: Eddy Ted for atroshus speeling
"I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but I don't see what this has to do with, uh... do you have any Kalhua?"