I was hoping Haley would stick around at least another week. Never mind the fact that she's been the worst female singer for the past couple weeks (albeit not a bad singer by any means, as many would lead you to believe.)

But those legs of hers are to die for. Seriously, you have to admire a thing of beauty like that.

IMO, Uncle Fester...er...Phil Stacy should have went home.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis