A cardiologist died, and was given a funeral service where his casket was placed in front of a large, decorated heart. After the eulogy the heart opened and the casket slipped inside the heart, after which the giant heart closed again.

At that moment the service was interrupted by laughter from a man in one of the rear pews. He said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a gynecologist and was just thinking what my funeral will be like."

That's when the proctologist fainted.