Chinese Laundry



A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done
at the local Chinese Laundry,
so she wrote a note and put it in the bag
with the next collection of soiled clothes :

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back,
and was still dissatisfied with the results,
so the following week she enclosed another note:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed,
and when her clean laundry was delivered,
it contained a note from him:

"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!
USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"