I work in the produce part of a supermarket, and from all of the apples that have fallen out of the box, I enjoy Gala Apples and Granny Smith apples the most. Why do I get the impression that when you get the munchies a lot of apples fall out of the box? Not fall; flllllllly. Can you dig it, brother?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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