I saw the video online of Lashley breaking the Master Lock.

They made all this hype about the unbreakable Master Lock...and Lashley breaks it with little effort.

Granted...Lashley is just as big (if not bigger) than Chris Masters...but they should have drawn it out a bit. Have Lashley attempt to break out...then show signs of fatigue...he's drifting...down to one knee...then HE HULKS UP LIKE THE HULKSTER, AND SLOWLY...MASTERS HANDS COME APART. THE CROWD GOES NUTS!

Instead...Lashley breaks it as if I had him in the Master Lock. *yawn*


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