Summers are erratic, TIS. Two or three years ago it did nothing but rain all of August. But then we can get a very hot October, for instance. Last year was gorgeous. Yeah, it can get very humid, too, but if it does it's a big thing because it's not known to be humid here - it's not a common characteristic.

Right now it's lovely. There's a slight wind which cools everything down, but when it's not blowing it's gorgeous. There isn't a cloud in the sky.

But a sunny March could mean a rainy July, and so on. I know this much, though: I'm glad Spring is on its way. On days like this people could call me the most foul things to my face and I'd just bounce along quite happily.

Jesus must have lived in a country with perpetual summer, that's all I know.

And he must have had a great tan.