Very funny jokes

In line with the theme.

A ventriloquist was performing with his wooden dummy in a small night club. Sitting in a chair while holding the dummy, he would act as a straight man setting up blonde jokes while the dummy delivered the pointed punch lines. After several of these jokes, a blonde rose from the audience and yelled, "Enough is enough already! How dare you make these insulting cracks about blondes! For years we've endured the scorn and ridicule of guys like you who make baseless accusations that we blondes are stupid, and it's downright mean and hurtful! Your unjust stereotypes of our ability to think are demeaning and you're adding to our misery with your cruel performances, mister."

The ventriloquist was stunned, reflected for a second and said, "You're absolutely right. I'm truly sorry and prom-"

"Shut up, sir," she said, "I'm talking to the little bastard sitting on your knee."