A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint.
"That's two pounds, please," says the barman.
"Cheers, put it on my bill."

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A duck walks into a bar. "Got any bread?"
"No," says the barman.
"Got any bread?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"
"For fuck's sake, I've just told you, no."
"Got any bread?"
"Listen, if you ask me that one more time, I'll nail your beak to the bar."
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any bread?"


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